She had her back done.

What to Eat in Paris after a Religiously Inspired Massacre Wipes Out 12 of Your Colleagues: (hint: it's still cigarettes, red wine and cheese)

Uh, if you can think of a food angle to the Charlie Hebdo massacre, so that I can cover it on my food blog called Foodspin, I'm all ears.

Entitled? It sounds like he worked his ass off to get to where he is now.

The people sewing these jerseys, they were on welfare and food stamps, did anyone help them out? No. No.

I don't know why this tickled me so much, but it did. +1

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

I love it so much when y'all so desperately want something to be racist and then it just isn't.

That's a good, entertaining, light movie. Nothing wrong with it.

Holy clickbait Batman!

On second thought, screw the roadster.

As has been proven by many others over the years, that email from Paula could have been WAY more dickish, aggressive and threatening. I appreciate her restraint.

I love the fact that you didn't even set this one up. Just rushed down to the comments and word puked out this dumb pun. I'm not even being sarcastic either. At first I was mad (because I wanted to do it), but then I couldn't help but laugh at it. It's like sitting with your uncle at the VFW and listening to the…

No, no, no. Fathers do not work at Nintendo, that's too easy to disprove. It's always the uncle who works at Nintendo.

"It's safer to pull out" - Volvo's new marketing slogan

Man, when I was a kid, there was always that one guy on the bus whose uncle worked for Nintendo. And he had a Nintendo that hasn't come out yet at his house, but his mom won't let anyone come over to play it.

Does the whole "girlfriend from Niagara Falls" work for people who live in New York? I thought that was a Midwestern dodge.

I think that any movement requires a good deal of self-reflection.
I do not think "the problem is white women" is necessarily the most constructive way to preface that self-reflection. Just my opinion.

I never understand the "other people have it way worse" argument when it comes to feminism, racism, etc.
I'm always like: Great! If ours is not such a big problem then there's no reason we shouldn't be able to address it in tandem with the other "bigger" problems. Now let's get to work!

I've been told by various folks over the years, both friends and other Kotaku readers, that most of the core dev team for the Suiko series no longer are employed with Konami, and with that, stands the fact that we will never get another one of these terrific games.