As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

"Creamer finished with a 69..."

"(Currently, Texans order their cars on the Internet, and can only get very little information when they visit Tesla stores; they also cannot do test drives.)"

Boy those environmentalists sure do have a great track record when it comes to predictions. I'm so glad that we're paying such close attention to what they have to say nowadays and spending hundreds of billions of dollars based on it.

Obviously the relationship was completely inappropriate, that doesn't mean he's a borderline pedophile like his ex makes him out to be.

umm..have they considered asking God?

Doctor: How would you describe the symptoms?

I believe the colloquial term for the procedure in the baseball world is "Tornmy Dong" surgery.

Don't question this woman's feelings, she was pretty much raped and murdered.

I hate when people compare professional athletes to slaves, especially when the athletes themselves do it. A pro athlete can walk away from the job at any time at his own free will. If he stays at the job, he gets paid handsomely. I even think its ridiculous to compare college athletes to slaves. I demeans what…

Miller was an idiot that raised taxes and spent money like a mad man. Ford just played the reverse roll to win.

I wonder what the Ambulance ran.

Zils, Zaporozhets, Volgas, Urals - for someone who has stolen so much state money, he isn't very creative.

Don't give your employees a reason to WANT a union.

The UAW is just upset that somebody out intimidated them.

She's also a two time national champion, she made the team and proved she belonged finishing 2nd out of all the Americans.

I'm not looking to quarrel with you but there's a distinction. Wagner didn't complain she was scored wrongly at nationals. She was chosen over someone else who had far less of a track record of success . Gymnastics does the same thing as do other sports. Wagner is talking about the actual scoring at the Olympics, and…

to distinguish between something that was originally used as a banner to rally troops fighting for their independence and the symbol of hate it's become today.

I'm a Southerner and my family has lived in the same rural area for over 200 years. If there is a symbol to show the pride of being Southern, the confederate flag isn't one of them. Plain and simple. You want to show pride? Feed people who aren't from the South BBQ, have them listen to bluegrass, blues, or country,…