I'll take "Deadspin Race Baiting" for $1,000, Alex.

Who cares if the actual company (in this case VW) was fine with unionisation? It's the decision of the workers, and they decided against it.

I do believe that it was Senator Corker who was the one considered to be the "outside political influence" here. Plus, the UAW has been around since 1935, which has been around even longer than the United States' official motto. I'm pretty sure both being in a union and not being in a union are part of "the American…

This loss for the unions helps restore my faith in the US. We don't need people to watch out for us, we don't need a union steward to hold our hand when we have to talk to the boss, we don't need a greedy corrupt group of people taking money and blowing it. We need the opportunity to work hard and get ahead. The…

This is an outrage, unions have never unethically influenced anything.

Man Charged With Fatally Stabbing Sun

Wu Tang is fo-ALGFMRNMASDKVMMVLKSMDKVMDSLKVMMD

I really don't see what the big deal is here. It's not as if anyone is holding a gun to the heads of these ladies and saying "you have to do this, lest you want to become a beautiful Ben-Gal skin rug in my living room." Any cheerleader complaining about this situation needs to get over themselves and stop being a diva.

If only there was some way to avoid becoming a Ban-gal.

I've lived here in the south most of my life. I've got a Yankee father, both sides of my family immigrated to the US 2-4 generations ago so I have no ancestral ties to the land. I have a graduate degree from top 10 school in my field. I feel like it's important to say that so I may be toothless, drunk racist yokel but…

PLEASE ENTER YOUR PIN

PLEASE ENTER YOUR CARD TO START

WELCOME TO SUNTRUST BANK

JESUS IS COMING, GET READY FOR THE MONEY SHOT!

Russian officials were quoted as saying that she can do what she likes as long as she doesn't try to impress her Lebanese lifestyle on children.

Excuse me, my son is also named Bort

Bort thinks this is hilarious

"I hope you're proud of yourself for watching that whole thing just to see a combined 1.5 seconds of nipple."

Maybe — seems like it could be interpreted either way. In any case, he will likely be on an NFL roster next year, which is fantastic and I wish him the best.

This pretty much sums it up: