It really does go with anything!

Sick reference, bro. Your references are off the hook.

I cannot read the minds of those that object to this kind of scrutiny against this lawsuit and the issue in general. In fact, I think the NFL should be taking care of their vets to the best of their fiscal ability, which they have not been doing. And I agree that they probably knew there were problems and simply…

Chester? That son of a bitch.

What? Ohhh right, all Republicans hate black people. I forgot.

I wouldn't call it a strawman but it's a pretty classic Gawker article strategy that gets old fast.

Have you been in Denver on a moist winter day? Those feed lots are killer.

Sardo Numspa is BACK.

Needs more Wolfjob.

moveon.org would also be high on the list I guess. The Center for American Progress is a noted leftist group. Not saying that's good or bad, merely a fact. It's important to know where people sit before they tell you where they stand on an issue.

Yeah I'm gonna be "that guy" and say that (in reference to the author), it's not that slushbox automatics are faster, it's the lack of control about where and when I can shift that's the problem. A well-sorted DSG or SMG is something else entirely.

Something something Coors is water.

Bah, you're making way too much sense here!

We like playoffs because they are exciting. Also, there are regular season rewards for most any pro sport. In the case of football the losing superbowl team still gets the AFC/NFC championship title.

My first though was "he was only born yesterday." Guess I pass the Gawker Political Correctness Test. This time.

There are those that get seriously butthurt by the sudden influx of more people into the gym around January. They look it as a kind of personal affront, as you suggest. "How dare these normals intrude on my seekrit club! Do they even lift, bro?"

Rust? No. Corrode? You betcha. I picture a lot of unfixed dents on future F-150's as well.

Game time temp for Dempsey's kick, 1970: 65F in New Orleans

Last I checked American Football doesn't award double points for certain times during the game. Even overtime has been scaled back and changed, resulting in many more tie games. You'll have to try another anti-American metaphor to make this work.

Rape joke!