Ah, Religion. The gift that keeps on giving....whether you want to be given it or not.

I usually roll my eyes at political cartoons, but this one seemed apt:

Goddamn! She is everything!!!

So at first I missed that his name was Guido and I thought you were just using a slur and I was like "ummm... That was sort of mean." How silly of me to doubt you...

Exactly! Happy to seek out a different noodle manufacturer. Fuck you, Barilla!

Well, Guido, I've always been too cheap to buy your fancy brand-name pasta anyway. Safeway brand FTW!

Funny, this straight lady has no problem getting her pasta elsewhere, too.

"if the gays do not agree, they can always eat pasta from another manufacturer."

Salem wasn't a robot.

Know the toe!

It's easy to take selfies when you're that GORGEOUS. Damn, it takes me a few tries to get even my simplest selfies to look half-decent.

My inner goddess is looking forward to the hangover.

Hip hop culture a part of Black culture. Just like jazz, Br'er Rabbit, and Harlem are all part of Black culture. You might not subscribe to it but you as an individual do not encompass all of Black culture.

UGH MILEY.

Unpopular opinion: I love Solange more than Beyonce

Right as that photo was taken, the flash startled the monkey cowboy and he ripped Miley's face clean off like a band aid. He then climbed to the roof clutching it like a blood soaked hanky and screaming all the while. He was up there for forty minutes before a police sharp shooter was able to bring him down. When they…

Dear teenage pop stars, people who go to Ikea and Ross Gellar,

Whenever my dog goes to the bathroom twice on his walks, I always announce to my husband: "Two poops, one pup!" when we walk in. It took a few times of me saying that until he was all "Um, you're not referencing that video, are you?" I hadn't realized the connection - but, believe me, now I say it EVERY chance I…