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seeing my first phone just brought tears to my eyes. i loved that thing. also, i went to Debbie Harry and I'm only 30, so

*Sigh*

Spelling fail. Commence turbo coffee-drinking.

Don't forget about Isabella or Isabelle. Gods, enough with that name already.

Other names I have seen in my Facebook feed:
Kaytee
McKayleigh
Lilleigh

Fucking kill meigh.

From the first link, it seems like they had hoped it would stay in the country. Seems like they could have easily avoided this situation by either not putting it up for sale or blocking certain bidders. Dummies.

Zombie Jane Austen was quoted, "What, that thing? I bought that for a shilling for my sister Cassandra's birthday and she hated it but I never had time to take it back before I died and oh by the way could someone adjust this pillow? Anyhoo, it's not like it's something I wrote."

I'm sorry but why put it up for sale at all if you were just gonna take it back? Am I missing something?

This makes me happy.

I'd almost cut off a toe if these two could do a Cagney and Lacey remake.

This is what we NEED. It sounds like a crazy pipe-dream, but MAYA RUDOLPH actually was/is potentially developing a variety show. So, everyone write your senator or something, because this is really rlly important.

The tongue. The tiny feetsies. The FATNESS. Hedgehog, you are my spirit animal.

TGS! The (new and improved) Girlie Show!

God, it would be like a real life version of Mystery Science Theater.

Only if Tina goes to Parks & Rec. I am not ready for that show to end yet. I want her, Amy, and Nick's wife (who's name I can never remember, Megan something) to have an epic face off, with Donna resolving it with her random awesomeness.

All the socially awkward people are nodding in empathy right now. Okay, maybe just me.

I woke up this morning upset, because I had to go to work tonight. I've already put in a long week (70 hours) and tonight will just make it longer. I sat in my chair and knowing I have about a half hour before I can begin, I brought up Jezebel and read this article. I've been schooled. I get to go home after I'm…

I wouldn't mind if we went back to the variety show/comedy hour heyday of the 60s and 70s if it were those two. Or even 30 minutes of Amy's strange pronunciation of "vaudeville".

You are correct.
I never get tired of these two.

30 seasons. One for each Park of course..

They really, really, really need a steady show together. One where they just do crap like this. It would have 20 seasons, and own the Emmy's every year. It. Needs. To. Happen.