Its been a decade with my man. Never once have I farted in front of him. To him, I hope to remain a flatulentless, sparkley unicorn.

I'm glad you feel the same! I mean, the last thing you want to do is finally "arrive" and make enemies of your contemporaries.

I don't necessarily mean her opinion on Come and Get It in particular, but this isn't the first time she's had a specific opinion on other artists. I think it's fine to comment in general, but I don't think it's fine to throw other artists under the bus to further your point about feminism. It's not mature (then…

I didn't say it didn't. But she's had ONE smash song from that album, and the girl is a tater tot compared to some of the people she's criticizing.

She's had one North American top ten hit (Royals). Whether other singles have gone platinum or not, she's been "active" since 2012. Girl needs to sit her ass down and get some experience behind her before she opens her yack to criticize the music and careers of others. She's being a brat, quite frankly. An…

I simply meant she had one super, monster hit. I'm sure she's done many a song in the literal sense, yes.

I will take your advice and check the rest of the city out, indeed! I love it down there, and I should wander around more. I'm certainly glad you have fun up here!

As for the boxes... Um... *Side eye* I uh... Gotta go.

You're very right about the imagery doing more harm than good, because honestly, I don't even really remember the song that well! The desperation to appear "young" in that video was way too distracting.

Here's to hoping she does continue on the path of creating fun, but mature music!

And are you from Buffalo, NY?? I'm…

Man. I don't wish her any less success than she's had, but that Lorde girl is really getting on my nerves. You have ONE song, girl. One. You're like 16 or something. You need calm down until you get at least 5 years into the business, and then you can be a dick. Don't start now.

Damn. I don't even like that Royals…

This is certainly better than the American Girl video (the celeb version). I felt like it was a little contrived. Like... "Look at all the celebrities that like me! Like me too!" The actual video was horrendous. Nobody could relate to it. Young people saw a woman in her late 20s dressing like a teen, and couldn't…

DO WANT.

Jesus Christ, Gwen Stefani. What kind of virgin blood are you bathing in??!?! She looks fucking fantastic. I love that she's a charitable person, too. I just wanna hang out with herrrrrrr.

#WillNeverHappen

I'm really hoping that you're right, and it's a weight thing. Because she really didn't need injections, or whatever else she may have done to make her lips bigger. She is such a unique beauty! I loved her black hair. I think that blonde hair colour is most of the problem for me.

Hahaha. I need to do me some squats and get a pair of those! Right now my legs are affectionately referred to as my getaway sticks.

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt, because, for her age she looks pretty damn good. But it's a looooot of obvious plastic surgery. I'm glad she's a nice person, though!

True. I have nothing against getting work done. I have something against ending up with a gorgeous result, and then slowly turning yourself into Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Adorable! Lol. I've thought the exact same thing (and Jasmine was always my favourite).

Doesn't she? Now she's slowly morphing into Wendy Williams*

*That's not a bad thing, but she's not the daughter of Wendy.

If there isn't, let's start one! T-shirts for all.

But in all seriousness, I hear she's pretty demanding. Like... She likes all white things, and certain water and crap. For someone who can't sing, she's pretty divalicious!

But she was phenomenal in Selena. I'll give her that.

Well, I don't necessarily keep up with these celebs so I didn't know if he actually felt like the girl wasn't hot enought to co-star or not. I mean, he wouldn't be the first asshole in Hollywood.