My house was recently burgled by some stupid tweaker (caught her on the doorbell cam). This dummy stole my canon inkjet photo printer. Y’know, one of the ones that takes 5 cartridges. I haven’t used it in years because I print stuff on the $20,000 color laser at work, so I’m sure the ink was all dried up.  So here’s…

Maybe that’s why newspapers aren’t doing very well?

I dislike the use of the quote “they’re all the goddamn same”. Yeah, they are more or less. Conventions are a business. You’re doing your cosplay as a business. If the conventions are were you have to go to flex your business and make money, boo hoo that they’re all the same - you’re doing this as a business.

Asking the real questions around here

Then you’re not adamant about no death penalty. You’re on a case by case basis, which is the way it should be.

I guess I’m just a conflicted, hyperbolic, hypocrite. But I think it’s acceptable in this case.

It’s pretty clear you don’t know what “adamantly” means. Make up your mind.

Hey, these are some pretty great cats!

Take a beat and play one of the other three dozen games that are 99% the same as Anthem. 

Gamers are what’s wrong with gaming.

I mean, if it’s a good product, why not? No reason not to like the guy who owns the ice cream store.

Mario is missing 

Hmmm. I heard that unions cause autism. 

Well that part isn’t complex, but as I’m sure you’re aware if you’re in France, the whole Code du travail is notoriously complicated. The convoluted part of this process, as far as I know (from talking to people there) will involve Blizzard’s management negotiating with the French labor counsel and figuring out who’s…

It’s okay man. You got some calibrations to get to later.

You should go visit him. Probably don’t drink the tea though.

He too must have heard the prophecy, and now he’s in disguise.

They’ll remove him, would be my bet. Physically.

Why not? You jerk.