Man, with all this stuff coming down the pipes there’s NO WAY that kiddy-glove Nintendo’s gonna beat us.

Or, you could limit that thought process to a handful of braincells and grunt, ‘Well, glad he’s gone. Money saved for us TAXPAYERS.’, then flick the newspaper back open to read the sports section.

A Jalopnik Original Movie - Directed by Clint Eastwood

there have been far worse ideas made into movies and you know it

Not to take anything in expense of this man’s ordeal, but this really should be a movie.

I like it. The pose is a little impossible, but.. Sailor Moon was a cartoon last I checked. Art would be really boring if the anatomy critics / trolls were in charge. I also like the mermaid and the girl in the armor.

I’m on the 3D camp with you and Fahey, Stephen. The 3d aspect might not have been a revenue cow for Nintendo, but it was a technological step forward. Other people with colder hearts seem to ignore that and base their assessements on sales numbers and their own incompatibility with the product.

I will be sure to buy a…

Critics are fine. “Critics” with extremist-like habits like Anita (or her MRA counterparts) need to be kept on the fringe where they belong, as they do more than criticize, but attempt to bend or destroy what doesn’t fit into their narrow views (*see: >50% female character quota) of ‘what is right’.

Creators should not…

You’re among rogues and scoundrels here.

I’m very sure that my first Final Fantasy experience was with this game, with this translation patch. It was back in the now dim and distant days of the 90's, but I remember it was special. Final Fantasy, as a kid who didn’t own an SNES until the late 2000's, was something mythical and great, but unreachable due to…

i need healing

You are on point. We can have all the gun control in the world, but with the sorry state of mental health services, people will turn to desperate means when they start to slide into the darkness.

Five minute wait time on a suicide hotline where I live, by the way.

You only have one star. Let us both be ignored and…

If r/Gamestop is any indication, most of them don’t care.

I would buy a Bomberman funko

This is why it will be for the next five to ten years.

Mr. Fahey, thank you for not being a dispassionate, apathic cuck about the City of Heroes closure.

Of course it’s a business, but it was a giant missed opportunity for NCSoft to break the mold and show a massive amount of goodwill.

Sorry, NC. I still remember that time you flipped off tens of thousands of your customers just because ‘City of’ didn’t fit into your long term goals.

I remember how the ‘Sunset’ was handled, and that sorry, unsigned one paragraph ‘release’ that was your response to very public movement and outreach to keep the…

Find NCSoft at a con and tell them to bring COH back.

*shrug* NCSoft basically told tens of thousands of customers ‘tough luck’, even in the face of a movement and very public outreach to keep the game open.

Of course they don’t have to go out of their way to please anyone but their investors, but customers can also choose to not return to a business that slammed the…

lol