Haha... I totally get this one. Vladimir Putin on a Ritz Cracker.

Put..in.. butt. Well, that goes without saying. Where else would you put a butt plug?

Agreed. I am one of those "can't make it through the day without falling" people. I fall off my shoes on the regular, while I'm standing still. It's like my ankles conspire against me and just go, "nope!" and down I go. Constantly wearing heels doesn't help. I once broke my foot just stepping out of my car. I'm…

Ah yes, but a Jonas tongue back then was a pure as the morning snow is white. So nothing to fear there.

If you apply the transitive property of making out, whose tongue would you be more concerned about:

I remember reading something once about how inaccurate medical shows are, and that the only one on tv that was even remotely medically correct was "Scrubs"

Let us not forget Russell Brand. She's been there too.

Praline Purity Balls

An Ex of mine had just started as an EMT. He was not on duty at the time, but saw a bad car accident happen right in front of him on an old country road. He was still a newbie at the life saving stuff but felt compelled to help until an ambulance arrived. There was more than one victim, so he was doing whatever he…

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Looking at this picture I thought, "wow, Meryl Davis looks a lot like a young Anjelica Huston." Then I saw who was next to her. Then I didn't know if I had possibly noticed Anjelica Huston first and subconsciously made the connection with their looks or if that was just a weird coincidence. Or maybe they see it…

Felicity Huffman did it better. A woman, playing a man, who was a trans woman. Now if only Jared Leto was playing a man, playing a woman, playing a man, playing a trans woman, then maybe he would have earned it.

Did Back To The Future win an Oscar? I can't for the life of me figure out what this is supposed to be. And I'm definitely too lazy to look at the tiny print.

These stories drive me nuts! She was once a sweet little girl, now she's a woman... what happened??

"a British barrister who..."

Yes! My grandma still makes congealed salad as well. I'm not a picky eater, but no. Just no. Have never tried. Will never try. Everyone says it is delicious, but no. I can't help but this of this when I see it:

"got an order of pho from a restaurant and then dumped four packets of gelatin in it."

Here's what I don't get. If you are one of the "Most Popular" on a dating (excluding hookup sites) website, and you are still single, wouldn't that technically make you the WORST at dating sites?

I've linked to some studies earlier in the thread that all basically say that neither metformin nor spirono do much for pcos on their own, but in combination, they work really well.

"There she goes, launching the oversized walnut.... "