That’s how old people type. That’s how we were taught.

It was goddamn glorious, wasn’t it?

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

“The ultimate goal of that movement is to drive the nation into a wasteland of sexual anarchy that consumes all moral values. “

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lol, ryan lochte downgraded to national liar is hilarious. I am sure he misses the days when he was just our goofy national idiot.

Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

Honestly I think it was like, look at Taylor swift. She is young. I can’t believe I had kids and a marriage at that young age.

my worst Miss U.

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

“Gender suspicious” is a glorious phrase.

So those Muslims you claim to have seen celebrating the towers falling were disgusting, but it’s okay for you to brag about it if it makes your penis metaphor sound bigger. Duly noted.

For those curious about the brother/sister/brother reference in the statement. From David Arquette on Kocktails with Khloe:

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

Pretty much anyone who’s ever been sexually assaulted or done anti-sexual violence prevention work is deemed “biased” in sexual assault cases, and dismissed from the jury pool due to their supposed inability to be “impartial”. They have to call 2-3x as many people for the jury pool on a rape case compared to normal. I…

I think it was her second-best speech ever, just behind her 2008 concession speech to then-Senator Obama. But she totally, and effectively, laid out the case for her, the Democratic party, liberals, progressives, centrists, Republicans, Independents, and any sane person to vote for her.

Funny how some self-professed progressives are going to “protest” the corrupt DNC by allowing their fellow women/minority citizens to experience the biggest setback to their constitutional rights in decades, if not centuries.