Brazil's Olympic Torch.

I’m guessing those mean poems by foreigners don’t seem nearly as important to Erdogan now.

They should call it Chris Harris’ Skid Marks.

No, don’t worry DeMuro has the CarMax warranty. I’m sure he’s covered.

Real draft dodgers fled to Canada, or had daddy buy them a deferment. Ali made his choice and took his consequences. Unlike this douchenozzle, who can’t even leave his tweets up for all to see.

The reviewer also missed that Time After Time is a remake of a 1979 movie starring Malcolm McDowell and Mary Steenburgen. A child of the 80s would have seen that countless time on The Movie Channel. I know I did.

Clearly he didn’t double-clutch that auto like he should.

Is that covered under the Car Max warranty?

That parking brake is in the same place as the one on the 1986 Corvette I drove from 1988 to 2000. My Vette was the 4+3 manual. After the Vette I went about eight years without driving a manual, then in 2008 I ended up with a Civic Si. The very first time I drove it, all the old muscle memory kicked in, and when I…

This car needs one of those clear hoods like Zucko and Kenickie put on Greased Lightning.

It’s hard to get more dominant than a 7-1 set.

He’ll be ok. Clear case of affluenza.

Clearly he’s just trying to convince Jerry Jones that he’s ready to be a Cowboy.

I’ve never been able to provoke that sort of reaction by sending a Dick pic. Clearly I’m doing something wrong.

“But I’m infallible, as we all are . . . “

Seriously? I thought that was an old picture of Sam Kinison.

The woman in the ad is no more sure of the car than Jason.

I’m pretty sure I saw this car yesterday at Caffeine & Octane. That’s Six Degrees of Jalopnik.

For instance, Abe added an indoor outhouse.

Abe died in 1865. His first Winnie was actually a 1857 model, but historians think he upgraded some of the interior with parts from an 1863.