But, would they have still driven the “General Lee”, maybe as some sort of excellent camouflage or ingenious literal false flag use? 

Makes sense, like my dad is a financial advisor and he sends em out to all his clients plus sends a Christmas letter to all the extended family and my grandma used to send em to everyone. They’re all pushing up the averages.

In the US, because that’s like 7 Christmas cards for every man, woman, and child in the country?

This should only be allowed if Jerry has to go down and sit in the stands with the rest of the fans. He can chose to wear a mask or not, but his seat needs to be decided at random from the normal tickets being sold.

But, you can’t fix stupid. It is possible to engineer a safer vehicle, but making smarter drivers is a bridge too far.

Yes, now you either have to yell at them to get off your lawn or say,  "bless your heart" to them. 

The correct choice would be to take the money and paralysis; however, teenagers don’t often chose correctly. This guy was injured in his friend’s crash and made out with $3milllion after medical expenses and taxes. He then claimed that he should get 10x that amount, the only choice he made was that he believed the…

No, but I think now that I should have. Also, teaching in the pandemic means I have a heightened risk of contracting and possibly dying from or suffering lifelong complications from Covid for a paltry sum. A guaranteed loss of legs for $3million (100%) chance would equate to a 1 in 30,000 chance for a similar or worse…

$3 million is a lot of money, literally a lifetime’s earnings. If you look at opportunity cost, I’m taking a worse value proposition risk of teaching each day during the pandemic if the chances I experience a career ending illness are greater than 1 in 30,000.

$3 million after taxes and medical expenses for partial paralysis would have sounded like a bad deal for me 16 years ago, but knowing what I know now makes it a much more tempting deal. Hell, I’ve got to go teach classes of up to 32 teens starting next Monday (unless the school board flip flops again) at a school…

As a public school teacher, $60k per year will be more than my average salary for my entire career. If that career spans 50 years, that comes out to be $3 million dollars (and that’s as a college graduate, not a dropout).

That’s a great point, it further exacerbates the problem.

A large number of substitutes are retirees (either former teachers or other professionals looking to ‘give back’ to their communities), my district (I’m a high school Physics teacher in Texas) struggles to keep enough subs in a ‘normal’ year. There would not be enough subs to cover half of the teacher absences if we…

The 2000 election was decided over the Supreme Court case over the vote in Florida.

I was born in 1984 and I played Oregon Trail on an Apple IIe in school. I looked it up and the most common version was released in 1985, with a 1990 release in DOS.

C8's are all automatics, seems a bit redundant.

Obviously this is a mistake of a car that no one should have ever bought. It isn’t a real Porsche and should be erased from the storied history of the brand. Anyone who owns a 4cyl Porsche is just driving around a Volkswagen and should be ashamed of themselves.

You’ve stumbled upon Poe’s Law, which basically says that when you go to the extremities of any topic you can no longer distinguish between parody and sincerity.

In 10 years Nissan will still be making the 370z but might finally announce plans for its replacement in the form of a CUV.

Imagine how bad the average driver is, now realize that half of all drivers are worse than that.