+115,000,000

Hollywood Fun Fact- This was the original ending to “Hoosiers”.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Really?

Shut the fuck up.

Yeah. No one is excited. Because the last Bill Simmons-ran website was so shitty. At least that’s what Deadspin tells me and my opinion is always Deadspin’s.

I paid 18 bucks for taco bell last week

Once again, he should’ve asked his son to SAY IT TO HER FAAAAAACE

Someone un-grey this magnificent burn.

Popovich/Duncan 2024

Just in case anyone thinks I don’t have The Ethics:

Do you not know what a work is or are you surprised at their incredulity?

I doubt Adam Silver has that authority.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

There’s a part right after Ash gets turned to stone where it cuts to Misty and she says “oh no” or something like that. I remember watching the audio commentary for the first movie (don’t you judge me) and them discussing how they only had two lip flaps to synch in a line there. So for the longest time before…

Jeff Sullivan at Fangraphs convincingly argued last fall that in context, the Royals are the best contact-hitting team of all time.

“If this gets Grunfeld fired, it’ll be worth it.” —what I say to myself after every Wizards game.

“Boban Holding Things” is good-ass Reddit.