Feast Mode.

Please shut up. Matt Barnes has no claim on his estranged wife’s love life. She is not his property, and if she and Fisher want to be together, so be it. That is her decision and Fisher’s decision, and Matt Barnes has no right to attempt to violently deal with it. I understand his being upset - it is not an easy thing…

Barnes & Ignoble.

Because Durant manages to continually come off as incredibly thin-skinned and reacts as though the lack of fawning attention is equal to scorching criticism. For him to be complaining about the media when LeBron, who’s been subjected to massively more media castigation - some of it reasonable, most of it not - manages…

“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

It seems extreme that simply recalling the first name — while otherwise using the feminine pronoun throughout, and never calling today’s Caitlyn Bruce instead — would be “transphobic.” It’s getting to egg-shelly around here.

Here’s a hint from someone who grew up going to the ECW Arena 4-5 times a year in the late 90’s: Shut up.

who says no?

Never root for someone who throws a Bible at you, even figuratively.

If you don’t know why referring to Bob Ryan as just a Boston columnist Re the NBA is ridiculous then there are some things you need to learn.

because Bob is one of the greatest basketball writers to have ever lived?

He’s one of the best sports writers of the past 30 years, and more to the point here, a spectacular NBA writer so he knows what he’s talking about even while retired... even if in general he’s an annoying boob.

Mark Jackson responded, “While I disagree with his statements, I have a lot of respect for Bob as a veteran writer for one of our oldest newspapers. I feel like the globe has been around for 6,000 years.”

Bob Ryan is our greatest living American, and I will brook no dissent on this.

Merry Christmas.

Are you kidding me.

beating the shit of a woman

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.