There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

I think Patrick is drawing a line between Spurs and Fulham in regards to hugeness.

Yo dawg, I heard you liked white girls with faux-Latina stage names covering hip-hop/reggae fusion renditions of George Gershwin songs played by stoner-surfers from SoCal, so we put....this song on Jalopnik.

This is what I do at parties.

From what I can gather it’s either a) there were no death threats and he made them up to distract everyone from how bad his team is, or b) there were death threats and he didn’t respond properly (say, by notifying law enforcement that people’s lives might be in danger).

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Unrelated

I dunno, that’s a pretty good mold of Asdrubal Cabrera if you ask me.

Do they only play 7 in high A?

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Survivor’s Guilt and a sense of responsibility for the death of an innocent person are tough to handle for damn near anybody. To have to deal with it and answer questions about it in a very public forum would be much tougher.

In ESPN’s defense (Ugh) the real Woj IS reporting something similar:

Baseball is so far and away the best sport

He’s having too much fun. Look for him to get beaned.

BP is the old couch you bought when you moved into your first apartment. I have strong feelings of nostalgia for it, it’s still pretty good in its current form, and it’s a strong option for someone just starting out. But there are a lot more options, some of them better, some of them just different and thus maybe more…

tinfoil hat:

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

Mike, obviously.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot