SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

Oh, well someone might wanna tell the web developer at Baylor to insert that quote into the Student Safety page instead of:

He said more words than there were people in the audience that understood the joke.

You couldn’t have saved this for earlier in the season?

I think I’m more likely to get a “For The Love of God, Knock It Off” order.

Pretty much! And, it’s more fun.

So basically its The Matrix, except the people are plugged into cars instead of power plants.

You’ll know you’re on to something when the Disney suits serve you with a cease & desist order.

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

I think the question should be, ‘why wouldn’t he live in Canada?’.

You tell him he can’t live in Manitoba any more.

The multicamera tech (Hawkeye) that does the tennis challenge replays at the Grand Slams was actually originally developed specifically for LBW outs in cricket.

The O’s were 4th in MLB in Tv viewers.

Dude, what kind of idiot today doesn’t know the difference between they’re, there and their? Typo? You should have a violent reaction to such typos, inherently. Instinctively throw your computer screen down on the floor. Throw your laptop at that endangered albatross because it was asking for it flying that way. Flush…

This is the stupidest story ever. Why the hell would he bring a pound of CLEVELAND WEED to California? Jesus Christ, he can afford to buy weight from a local cholo here, and it’s probably better and cheaper than anything he can get in Cleveland.

He was an absolute beast in his Chelsea days. He was a changed player after that (knee?) injury he had.

Essien was one of the few likable mid 2000's Chelsea players. Back in his halcyon days...

Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. Evidently, the other guests were left behind.