I think the first question from trump will be:

They have ones in different parts of the country but fewer than they used to because they expanded too fast and then ‘08 happened.

Looks like their hairstylist is running the big con here. Angelica Huston looks like Bea Arthur and Betty White had a kid.

He’s too old to start a new Bond character. Had he gotten the role instead of Daniel Craig, when Casino Royale was first cast I think he would have been fine. Now? Not so much.

Idris Elba would be Bond-iest, Bond to EVER Bond.

Daniel Craig seemed like a psychopathic, sex addict. 

Because he’s said on multiple occasions that he doesn’t want to play James Bond?

I could sort of see Glover as Batman...but as the below person said he’s way more suited for Spiderman. He comes across better, to me, as someone coming into new powers rather than a brooding man with a dark past.

Is there a good reason Idris Elba isn’t James Bond yet? Everyone I know who has watched anything he’s in says, yeah, he’s perfect.

That was a typo. Donald was up for Spider-Man during the last round of reboots (the Andrew Garfield ones).

I’m with you on almost everything here, save maybe one. I just can’t see Glover as Superman. He feels more like a Batman to me.

Dear clown in the greys,

I tell you what we’ll do. To make this up to you, we promise that we will remain marginalized, mostly ancillary characters in most of the Hollywood blockbusters for the rest of the year. We also swear that we will allow you to win and be nominated for the bulk of Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmys, Tony Awards, Peabody…

How in the Hell do you “carefully” not buy a ticket? Did she think Black Panther tickets are sentient and were waiting around the corner to beat her over the head while denouncing whitey and telling her to pick a different date?

We don’t give in and are both (my wife especially) hardasses in general when it comes to parenting, but kids have the emotional maturity and responses of, well, kids. Their brains aren’t fully developed. They lose their everloving minds over not being able to play with their brother’s lego set, or because you asked…

Anyone who doesn’t have kids is politely invited to shove their parenting advice directly up whatever orifice they are not currently employing to have kids.

I don’t have kids either, but what in the fuck. You don’t have a license to walk around society unperturbed by the existence of Others. Human beings are imperfect, you might wanna get used to it.

My mom had a swift and effective cure for any meltdowns.

“Giving in to meltdowns or the threat of meltdowns creates an entitled monster we all will have to deal with in the future.”

inconvenience to the public around you be damned