I exist so I assume other people like me also exist...maybe?

*checks age* Um...can we make it 50?

Yeah, my now 12 year old had “emergency” drills at her daycare back in the day. It is pretty bad. But, hey, why change gun laws? ‘Merica

I refuse to be fair. (I’m older than her and don’t want to be middle aged.)

The Queen is like a million years old. So that. Plus my grandfather lived to his mid 80s. So longer than 72.

Chrissy Teigan is 36. Bitch, you are just an asshole not “middle-age”. Learn the difference and be better.

I think the larger question truly is why is a turkey in your house. Birds are gross. Turkeys are scary. Put that together and you get a “nope” from me.

I just have questions regarding those clothing choices. But I’m also drinking age years older than them, so perhaps I just don’t get it.

Her show is fun. And, yes, it is super stressful to watch her cut anything. I liked the one show this past season where she was like “yeah, this is a Selena doesn’t use a knife episode”. Which I fully support, because after she grabbed the blade of the falling knife, I concluded she shouldn’t have those.

I need to know about his accent. He sounds Canadian. But he is from Cali. So what’s up? Informed people from Cali, please explain why you sound Canadian. Or is it just Driver? Anyone? Bueller?

If Jojo doesn’t win this thing, I will lose the tiny amount of faith in this country that I have remaining after the last five years. Seriously. Someone finally got that contemporary dance right.

That was Snow White and the Huntsman. And who hasn’t had a regrettable car affair? In public. Who? Any one? Oh, so just me and KS?

My pearls have been clutched. Now I am totally going down that rabbit hole!

Me: Oh...girl...I have something to (reads on)

Honestly, and I hate myself for this, if Aaron Rodgers is DL...I’d like to be in his Grindr area.

Oh, really? That’s a fun rumor. So I assume through Diana’s father? It astounds me how “fine” the rich are with all the cheating and side pieces. No wonder William went astray.

That’s quality work for casual reading.

Does this mean that Olivia Munn is also anti-vax? If so, I don’t want to live in that reality.

I want to know how she was Diana’s best friend.

I will never forgive them for last year. Hermine was the GOAT and they dumped her. Well they got the finale they deserved.