"Pfft, I'm gonna do it anyway."

What, am I reading Mad Magazine?

Last I recall, the iPhone has a touchscreen keyboard and it is relatively usable.

Sounds like Dr Pepper has been Dr Severed.

SATELITE LASER ATTACK

I got a strange gigantic structure for ya.

This article made my dick twitch.

Baby, baby, baby, NOOOOOOOOO, Baby!!!

inafter house jokes.

But Macs don't get viruses.

I agree with him on some levels. There's no doubt that steve positively revolutionized the industry, and that's good. But once apple became so huge, and recently, apple tried to do the one forbidden thing; Become the monopoly of computing. Apple's whole system of operations between its products is tyrannical towards…

Yo dawg, we heard you like Game & Watches to we put a Game & Watch in a Game & Watch so you can Game & Watch while you Game & watch.

You never read the book? its usually standard middle school reading.

That doesn't look like a CD tray, it looks like it was made to house an ancient aztec talisman.

"Fuckwit"

XOOM, Y U NO 4G

Screw you.

Some major frosting on the camera in space. But then again it's on the sunny side of the earth.

There are no girls on the internet, silly billy.

Ah, an outsiders reference.