Drew Magary - The Postmortal

This is hilarious, not embarrassing. The Best list is priceless.

Both sides of the picture are real. The picture is of me. How did you get it, and please take it down.

Weirdo is an odd term. Come on, Giz, do some prediction work.

#CommentNazis

Great, I've always wanted everyone in front of me in the cafe to know when I'm watching porn.

"BYE BYE :("

So you're saying I can pay $80 for $100 of merchandise instead of getting all the merchandise I want for free because it's the internet? Wow!!

So I can still post on 4chan, I just have to be a tripfag now.

I'd be fine with her checking my balls.

As an indie filmmaker, uh, yes. I need a 4K camera on my phone.

You are not alone, friend

Now it's a matter of time before we have a home-gonorreah test, which involves sticking a q-tip somewhere else.

OSX: Whateveryou'llbuyitanyway

Who cares. I watch real porn.

Why does the guy from Breaking Bad wish I was there.

>2012

Charlie Sheen confirmed for a hotheaded, coke-snorting lounge-lizard depiction of Bill Gates

NO DADDY I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

So, between this and Krokodil.