Weirdo is an odd term. Come on, Giz, do some prediction work.

#CommentNazis

Great, I've always wanted everyone in front of me in the cafe to know when I'm watching porn.

"BYE BYE :("

So you're saying I can pay $80 for $100 of merchandise instead of getting all the merchandise I want for free because it's the internet? Wow!!

So I can still post on 4chan, I just have to be a tripfag now.

I'd be fine with her checking my balls.

As an indie filmmaker, uh, yes. I need a 4K camera on my phone.

You are not alone, friend

Now it's a matter of time before we have a home-gonorreah test, which involves sticking a q-tip somewhere else.

OSX: Whateveryou'llbuyitanyway

Who cares. I watch real porn.

Why does the guy from Breaking Bad wish I was there.

>2012

Charlie Sheen confirmed for a hotheaded, coke-snorting lounge-lizard depiction of Bill Gates

NO DADDY I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

So, between this and Krokodil.

"Pfft, I'm gonna do it anyway."

What, am I reading Mad Magazine?

Last I recall, the iPhone has a touchscreen keyboard and it is relatively usable.