Just what I need, another crummy, cluttered attempt at cloning facebook.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm staring down the gullet of the first giant leap into mainly tablet-based home computing.

Okay, here's a list of funny things I thought of.

What the fuck is a roku?

But it was always a disaster.

That's not the kind of meat I wanna beat and that's not how I wanna beat it.

So the wii u will make use of the wiimote, the nunchuck, the new controller, AND a balance board?

"Punched the Pope IN his ugly Popey nose!"

Go team netflix x10

I can imagine angry drivers come out of both planes and do the typical, "WHAT!?" routine.

pfff, good luck with that. I'll move there if it happens.

Wow, is that the new one?

Lots of lights, the main character is annoying, but it's got Jeff Bridges.

SWEET ANALOG STICKS, SO CLOSE YET SO FAR

I dig it. Nice work, James.

"He called me a bad word!"

That guy looks just pleased as punch to be riding around in a giant loafer.

Nice URL, guys.

God bless those people. They're real heroes.

Of course they have to use the indefinite article, "A vibrator". Not, "YOUR vibrator."