Looks like I have a few applications to sign.

Enough with the tweets, huh? Giz needs more actual articles, okay?

"iPad 2. You'll buy it no matter what we say."

It's gonna be a HollerCaust.

Breast milk ice cream?

That's exactly what I reccomend to people buying iPads: Wait another year until Apple comes out with a bigger, better version.

Gee, guys, that's really... article-worthy?

I don't care about the processing. If there's one thing I can count on SONY to do right, it's the hardware. The PSP was full of good hardware, and it had good processing power for its time.

Okay, What I've gotten out of it is that he's Batshit crazy, innapropriate, dating pornstars, and dumb.

Hey, Giz has been warning us about the upcoming ipad 2, plus that's just common sense with apple that just when you have enough money to buy their shit, one year later, the come out with a bigger, better version.

What's all the bizz about it being thinner? I'm so tired of apple sticking this schtick into all their products. Yeah, it looks pretty thin, but it's a tablet, I obviously don't care about size restraints. It's not like I want to pocket it.

I, for one, attended the Rally. I wasn't there for this incident, but the train I took to the National Mall was absolutely PACKED.

I can actually see the good side of this. I can imagine a pilot with a paper map accidentally reading it upside-down.

Great, now he's a HAIRY douche.

Did anyone else look at "Nik Ramage" and read, "Niki Minaj", then think of Niki Minaj smothered in giggling jello?

Heh, and rightfully so.

I certainly hopw that android got the update about the rape/pollination whistle.

Steve just wasn't knighted because he's a general douche, that's all.

So? Apple is evil. We knew this.

Yeah, just what I need is for my Alarm clock to be a pussy. "Uhh... hi... yeah, I'm sorry but... uh... it's time to, uhh, get up now... hello?"