wasn't today the day that aliens were supposed to hover over major cities?

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER NOTICED THAT STEVE JOBS AND STEVE JOBS' EVIL TWIN ARE NEVER AROUND AT THE SAME TIME?

@yayforjam: Steve Jobs would never hug anyone.

So it's perpetually fresh food.

@NickFoote: Believe it or not, that's not a bad idea. It could run a hybrid between iOS and OSX. Maybe we'd end up with something like that Microsoft Courier that we all got so excited about.

I certainly hope they cut down the price of some macs.

It's cool to think that having an ipad and a laptop wouldn't make being homeless so bad.

@MacAttack: Dude, the american 1980s Godzilla remake wasn't exactly like the Japanese original.

@Purdueable: and when you tried to background apps... your car just didn't think it was that big a deal

Gentlemen, I think we've finally found our iPhone killer.

@MacAttack: that sounds like a great idea!

"realistic games like fallout 3"

@RodofGod: I love you.

@nicktennear: There's a difference between when the point is to convey realism and to represent the source material.

1st paragraph, 23rd word: Universe

That Justin Bieber looks twice as interesting as the famous one.

Microsoft buying Adobe is like Disney buying Marvel.

"Good evening, New York residents.

"Police are still trying to guess his password."

Sweet Jesus, I have all these different color Wiis and no games to play!