VorpalProof
VorpalProof
VorpalProof

The other day I pulled out my phone to google something, and I took a moment to reflect on the fact that I hold an entire tome of almost all human knowledge in my pocket.

is it just us or is this the most used pose in history?

These shoes were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do.

Youth culture forever.

"The powder is sodium silicide."

OH GOOD GOD.

SPACE-HOTEL.

Golf needed a little more excitement anyway.

when he's older, he'll have to constantly keep his body electrically charged to stay alive, and he'll be running a round killing people and humping old ladies and stuff like that.

In order to create it's 3-d effect, the screen's pixels must have to be aligned in an extremely specific way, making it MOST LIKELY MORE DIFFICULT TO MAKE THAN PREVIOUS DSSES.

...Okay, Giz. Give me two reasons why I stopped watching House for 2 minutes to watch this crap?

@mricyfire: Sorry, trekkie, warp doesn't exist.

@silkworm: Our planet inhabits a society where men rape me.

It looks shiny, I'll give it that.

Personally, I think it would have been better if the top never did stop spinning.

...Prince of Persia?...

Better watch out, Lucas, James Cameron beat you to this gimmick!

WE'RE GONNA BE DOING ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY.

AND WHY EXACTLY DO I NOT SEE KEVIN JAMES?