VonStrudel
VonStrudel
VonStrudel

Devil’s advocate, although just to be clear, I’m basically a flaming liberal:

MAKEUP QUESTION OF GREAT IMPORT

That’s a good sign that your dude isn’t an insecure moron. ^^ Insecure guys gotta brag. Apparently, they gotta brag even when they’re in bed with somebody whose presence should be making them feel less insecure... I guess they can only feel better about their weak little selves when they’re making someone else feel

HELP - this is a super relevant place for me to post my dilemma I’ve had for a long time: Very early into my relationship with my partner of 6 years, I found naked photos of his ex on his computer (which were later just stored in his email), along with erotic stories they’d write each other about what they wanted to

Oh gawd, the gaslighting! Gah! That’s such transparent emotional manipulativeness, a weak insecure man’s attempt to make you docile, and it’s disgusting when they do it. Textbook case. First they describe in detail all their previous partners, and describe in detail all the sex acts they’d do and what body parts they

I hate even my exes’ exes so of course I really, really REALLY hate Mimister’s exes, like with an evil passion. I realise it’s not nice or useful and that it says a lot about me being kind of a childish bitch but so it is.

My husband has one ex, and she is terrible. Like, not attractive (that’s me being nice) cheated (with his brother!) not particularly interesting in any way. The only thing is like, I don’t get it. My husband is shy, but tall, good looking, good with his hands, intelligent, and incredibly sweet. It’s not something that

Yep. Called my father-in-law to tell him happy birthday. He started complaining about gay marriage passing. The next thing you know a man will be suing to marry a sheep. I laughed and told him to just stop. My son, from a previous marriage, is gay, which he knows. Sigh.

I’ve had one for almost a year and I’m a big fan. I love not having to take the pill everyday. I don’t know if this is a concern to you but the pill lowered my sex drive and it has improved a lot since getting the implant (the new version is Nexplanon). The insertion was almost painless and over really quickly. The

“Well, you know how many Catholic priests are gay. I can see where they’d want to be married in their own church.”

It’s old school, but I love Sade: By Your Side

Does anyone want to share their successful long distance relationship story?

If she says anything shitty, you can quietly remind yourself that we won and they lost.

When in doubt, drink. Drink until you don’t want to scream anymore, but not so much that you start screaming out loud. Good luck!

I am in that mood now!! Also in a very sexy mood since seeing Magic Mike XXL last night.

What are the most romantic songs ever?? I want to start a playlist!! Here are my picks:

How do I spend my day off? Waking up at 11:00 AM, buying shit at the thrift shop and mall that I probably shouldn’t be buying, stuffing my face with carb-filled treats.

Today I put my American flag back in its holder outside my house. I took it down in disgust after the Hobby Lobby ruling. Was it right to take it down? Probably not but I was so disgusted with this country after that I just couldn’t celebrate last years Fourth. After last weeks events, I am so proud to have that flag

My dog is hiding under a table from the fireworks, just panic panting and drooling buckets. Poor guy! I would have bought him a thunder jacket or doggy xanax but this is his first time being so upset by them and he’s ten years old!

UGH, the time I was in high school and I went to a “party” for the 4th which was really just Ryan T and his stupid friend and his stupid friend’s hot tub. We drank smirnoff ice and I let Ryan T look at my boobs (but not his stupid friend) and then they made fun of me for not knowing that Bradley Knowell from Sublime