VonStrudel
VonStrudel
VonStrudel

Ridiclous is one of those typos that make for a much better word.

I started as a Deadspin reader because a lot of my male friends were into it. I then discovered Jezebel only a few months ago, and SNS only a few weeks ago. I initially was hesitant to Jez because of ramblings about all the “feminazis” here or whatever. But it’s now almost the only site I check regularly, and not even

Guys I need some help!!

He looks like a news anchor with his serious face and his mug. Cute!

Its impossible to not forgive this face quickly.

Courtney Stodden is my I Ching.

So, I’m posting this on a brand spanking new burner because I’m deeply ashamed of my actions and Jesus I don’t want this following me around forever.

Everyone screams for ice cream.

Yes please but I’ll take my ice cream to go.

Yes, as a fellow skinny Im sure you’re acquainted with the weird perception out there that saying shit about thinner-than-ideal people is somehow okay, compared to saying shit about thicker-than-ideal peeps. I got called Skeletor often enough in middle school I should be able to legally collect some sweet, sweet

I feel like there IS a hate on about skinny girls right now (especially in pop music!) I have a small, skinny teen who sees an endocrinologist and she hears comments about her lack of booty and obvious anorexia and no boobs and eat a sandwich on the regular. ALL FROM OTHER GIRLS.

That’s happened to me, too, though mostly with dental problems. I’m feeling a bit better, hopefully the stuff they gave is kicking in...

This week, I finished cancer treatment. It’s just more than a year since the diagnosis. Surgery, chemo, more surgery, surgery to fix what went wrong with the second surgery, and finally, radiation. Lots of radiation. Every weekday for five weeks. The last few days, I got burnt. (Yes, I know. My username is

I know I’m gray and no one will ever see this, but this bitch is sitting on the balcony of her brand new condo that she owns as of yesterday. I have a home that no one can kick me out of in my outrageously over priced city that I love to pieces. My pup is taking in the smells and letting everyone know she here with

Tonsillitis here. Had to stay in last night and tonight too. :(

Hard to believe it, but this was Marlon Brando.

homeslice, you don’t even know. I swear to god, not 5 minutes ago, my dad asked me to google what a carbomer is, an ingredient in his lotion, to make sure that it wasn’t a “carb” and therefore glutten. I’m done.

My favorite episode, aside from the finale, is the one where Jerry steals the babka exactly because of that!

Everybody Loves Raymond. Except me. My mother comes in every week and watches the kids, and she binge watches it on Netflix. They are all so horrible and hateful.