$50,000ish

$30K, Miami, FL, January 2014; included rental of facility, food (6 passed hors d'oeuvres, plated salad, 2 kinds of paella (buffet style), a small wedding cake (because you can't have a wedding without one apparently) & tons of pies, all shapes & sizes (TEAM PIE- where you at?!), DJ who played music for the ceremony,…

$28K. Malibu, CA, July 2011. 85 guests. Ceremony on the beach, reception in a nice but not super fancy restaurant. This may seem super pricey, but a lot of sites/caterers in the LA area require a $20K minimum food order, $10K site fee, etc. It's crazy. I should note we got married on a Sunday evening, which cut the…

ooooooh. He got separated? I would so date him. Dapper, kind eyes, has a job, really hot for his age.

That was my question too. Is it the Hippocratic Suggestion now?

Speaking of Satan, here's one person who's definitely going straight to Hell -

Doesn't that go against some kind of hippocratic oath? I know the HO is largely just "do no harm" but it has to say somewhere that physicians have an obligation to treat people in need..... right?

In February, a Roseville pediatrician refused to treat a baby girl, explaining in a letter that it was because her parents are lesbians.

I guess in the article, the patient was handed off to another doctor in the practice. However the second doctor specifically told the parents she had refused because she had "prayed on it" and that she had even stayed home from the office because she didn't want to see the lesbian couple.

Fuck your baby you immoral sinners.

ditto on everything you said. Quite literally. Are you me???

Anyone get the urge to announce they are excited to share they are not pregnant on Facebook? I feel like I've been inundated with pregnancy announcements. I would like to announce my nonpregnancy, unless you count the dissertation I am trying to birth....and should be working on...instead of reading SNS.

How many people own their own homes with walk-in closets by the time they're 30? *26 and still living with her parents until she goes off to grad school* .___.

My husband was also my high school sweetheart for 3 years, and back in the day he was a super prolific love letter writer - 5-8 page letters, written on scrolled paper & tied with red ribbons - they were FANTASTIC. We broke up & went our separate ways for 10 years, during which time I married another [really horrible]…

Favorite "childhood" stuffed animals? I mean yeah, I have those but I also have some I got pretty recently. I have no plans of being an adult, apparently. Now to go find something that'll stop the aging process.

In around 3rd grade, I was super covetous of my classmates' colorful and ortho-perfect braces and retainers...so I fashioned my own, out of paperclips. I would keep them in my mouth all day (except at lunch, when I would pointedly put it on my tray) and pretend I was similarly braced. Later, when I realized I…

Re: the makeup question.

Girl, have your wedding just the way you want it. You can have this with out a maid of honor. Don't stress, have a plan and you'll be fine.

The aptly named Lolo Jones.

Oh yeah. My husband is pretty much the greatest guy in the whole world and I am a very lucky lady, but I had a day of pure, white hot terror after we got engaged. It was actually one of the weirdest emotions I've ever had. Never experienced anything like it before or since.