when I was a kid, Fridays meant: the TGIF lineup, pizza and slice-n-bake chocolate chip cookies. GOD why did I ever leave that behind??!!

Tell the truth, you're fattening up the children so they'll crisp nicely when you put THEM on a pizza, aren't you...

My mom called me to tell me all about this (as she does anytime she reads something that indicates I am doing something wrong in my parenting). I went to the original source and could find absolutely no information on type of pizza. I think there is a vast difference between Pizza Hut pizza (which I love but my…

No lie: if I don't get pizza at least once a week i get agitated. I've formed this habit over a LIFETIME of Friday night pizza night.

If American politicans really wanted to reduce abortions (without curtailing the right to get one), they'd simply enact policies similar to every other developed nation: Free birth control, better, earlier and compulsory sex education in school, paid maternity leave, child benefits, universal health care/free prenatal…

I would like for someone to unilaterally and relentlessly defend the rights of women as human beings - the right to their bodies, the right to equal pay, the right to paid maternity leave. The right wing has made abortion into a massive national issue because the whole "killing babies" thing they came up with is easy…

Me too! I am 6 mo. pregnant right now and I have never felt more policed by society. From scrutiny over getting a latte at Starbucks to having a non-alcoholic daiquiri at the beach last week to whether I should be in a hot tub (I was in it for about 2 minutes total). On these issues and many more, I have had…

I feel that. Frizz bothers me a lot but I'm kind of starting to realize that I notice anything with my hair waaaaay more than anyone else, so it isn't that big of a deal.

Working in beauty, I can say it often seems we want what we don't have.

I've seen Jon Stewart go easy on guys like Marco Rubio and Bill O'Reilly before. But this? This was just a balls-to-the-wall ass reaming. Beautiful. Lovely. 10/10 would watch again.

Young Buster Keaton, and young Klaus Kinski. And Cary Grant. And Seti I and Ramses II... if a Viking skeleton is okay, then these mummies are okay also, and I am not creepy for finding their remains attractive. Nice bone structure and all.

Cary Grant. And also, Almanzo Wilder, aka Mr. Laura Ingalls. Or should I say All-MAN-zo:

In the grey.. BUT. I want to discuss alcohol. How much do you Jezzies drink on average? Daily, weekly, monthly? No judgment from me! I'm at a point where I feel like I rely too much on wine to deal with stress and anxiety. I quit cold turkey on NYE and went about 1.5 weeks. No withdrawals, just a bit trouble sleeping,…

I assume that the counselor meant that I was dealing with a lot (I lost my sister just months before the very sudden and untimely death of the kids' dad) and now I get to deal with an angry, confused and less than motivated pre-teen who is not interested in facing reality just yet.

Big Foot's second week of counseling left me an emotional mess. She had an assessment at 9 am to see if ADHD/and or depression/anxiety could be contributing to any of her behavioral issues. Her counseling appointment itself was at 1 pm. So, from 10 to about 12:30 she and I shopped and kind of meandered about and we…

This is my first Saturday night social! I work all night on Saturday nights and always read this. Ever since I got my first office job this year all I do is read Jezebel. Hello all

I'm currently binge-watching the newest season of The Fall. Any other Jezzies out there doing this tonight? So good!

Second SNS post: I recently applied for an amazing job in Germany!! It's an awesome opportunity and it would me a somewhat easy transition because it's still a federal government job. It would expand my career a ton, plus I have always wanted to live in Europe! Wish me luck!!

I can't BELIEVE people are quibbling over whether we have the right to call this barbaric or whether this vs that way of enacting state-sanctioned murder is "better" or "more humane." The death penalty is barbaric! It is inherently inhumane! Oh my God end of story!!!

lol at people equating our judicial system with Saudi Arabia's. The lefties will always bring the lulz, we can always bank on that.