The summer home before my senior year of college, the pizza delivery boys who worked up the street would flirt with me. One afternoon, I let one of them fingerbang me in the park. Later on, we were sitting in his car when he got a call on his cell. I could only hear his half of the conversation, but it was clear he…

I just read every word of Mariya's essay. Holy shit.

Christians mansplaining gives me this face:

Oh man, I have got to make a video of me thanking the women for getting abortions based on who would be involved in their lives.

I fucking love the Scandinavians.

It sucks to feel uncomfortable in your own home. I know that feel. I practically lived at the library for a few years because of that feel :/

I don't know, but if you figure it out tell me!

Also? I have learned not to even trash the person when they break up, because if they get back together, they will hate YOU.

Whaaaaaaaaaaa?!! Your friend needs a reality check. It would take every ounce of strength I had to not deck him in the face and be like "WTF are you thinking?!!" So already you are a better friend than I am.

You can't. Not if you want to stay friends with your friend. You just wait it out.

My little brother is being so awful right now. I mean, I never got along with him because he treats me like shit, but he's just been getting out of line.

First of all, guess who's gonna run a marathon?!?! This guy.

That sucks. Hi from California.

This fucking face omg.

Reminds me of this video I saw of Richard Dawkins talking to a conservative Muslim man. The man shouted, "You dress your women like whores!" To which Dawkins responded, "They dress themselves!"

Pokes fun at marginalized communities? Have you actually seen the cartoons? Because they specifically make fun of Islamic terrorists who behead people. If "Islamic terrorists who behead people" is a "marginalized community" you're worried about, I don't agree with you.

I was staggered enough by the size of his allowance, but the fact that he was receiving this allowance while "estranged" from his family? Mindblowing. He wasn't even talking to his father and he was still getting his apartment paid for?

I think the most important point here is that "maintenance sex" isn't a strictly female phenomenon. As usual, Dan Savage is not only dead on but also gender neutralizes the subject by speaking to a same sex experience (shout out to Lindy West's SavageLove past and the unbelievable Slog post she wrote on size!).

I have like the reverse problem of the stereotypical woman: I'm the one who wants way more sex. And we've had these conversations where he'll say he wants just as much sex as me, in theory/if he was never stressed out, so it will happen on vacation, but he just gets stressed out easily. It's tough on me. I don't think…

Seez' how some of us here are talking about what we're eating...