On Friday, I received my approved Fiance visa. I'm moving to the UK from California in a month. So so so excited and nervous! It took months of hard work but it finally paid off and I'll be able to marry my beau :)

I'm looking forward to his TV show. I know he's a great writer and I love his stand-up, but it'll be interesting to see if his humor translates to acting.

"Uh..yeah, Ice. He's a pedophile. You work in the SEX CRIMES division..."

John Mulaney's bit about L&O: SVU is hiiilarious.

For a second I thought, "Oh no! He died in a car accident." Then, "So...I mean someone has to be this dog's new person, right? Is there like a sign up sheet or...?"

I am getting breast implants and a liposuction in 11 days. I've had a tummy for as long as I can remember, even if the rest of me isn't fat, and I worked my ass off the past couple of months (teaching 4 classes + full time job + finishing my masters thesis), so I have the money and deserve this. I'm excited and…

That's the one thing I get secondhand embarrassed about when it comes to saving yourself for marriage: EVERYONE knows you romped and if you get pregnant right away... ugh. Reasons why my dress was off-white.

Exactly. I dubbed this Schrodinger's Slut because all women (and girls) are in a state of simultaneously being a slut and not a slut all the time.

Your slut-shamming seems pretty objectionable.

"Slut" is such an odd word. It has no agreed-upon definition. It's almost meaningless. It's like trying to define the slang use of the word "cool". Try to define it without relying on the word itself. Or "thing". Of course, "thing" is a very important word (try to describe a thing without saying thing—see what I did…

Why buy the pig when the sausage is free? ;)

"not to just give it away to any body."
"that boys will take what they can get"

I hate this idea that a woman's sexuality is there to be GIVEN and that men/boys TAKE it, like a woman's sexuality is some sort of object. This is a fucked up mentality all around.

My niece and her friend were visiting one afternoon (niece staying with me, her friend hanging out) and I overheard them describing a classmate as a slut. I think the girls were 14 or 15 at the time. I apologized for eavesdropping, but immediately sat down and discussed with them the importance of not applying those…

Ventura is pretty liberal. If this was 13 miles down the 101 at Camarillo High School then maybe everyone would come out and buy up the Chick-fil-A tickets (there are so many churches in Camarillo and socializing seems to be associated with churchgoing there). If anything, it won't be religious supporters who…

No 10 Things I Hate About Bane? Say it ain't so!

this paranoia started for me at a young age with unsolved mysteries

I started watching Breaking. Bad thinking it was a tragi-comedy. I became addicted. For some weird reson, I could go all the way with that show. But there are others that are so realistically dark, they terrify me.

Ok, so when did doctors start getting to be such haters. I asked my baby doctor the other week how soon I could get back to fucking after I have my c-section next month, and he was all "do you mean post-partum sexual intercourse?" I was all like, "Partum who? No mutha fucka', I'm talking hair pulling reverse upside…

I want to like the show. I like the characters and their dynamics, but the sick and twisted darkness make me a terrified, anxious idiot. I love Penelope.

I'm glad I'm not alone but it's not something I'd tell my mother! lol