VoightKampff
VoightKampff
VoightKampff

Georgia is the Notre Dame of the South. Tons of arrogant, entitled fans who think their perennially overrated program is far better than it really is, and more “rivals” than a school should really have.

Another USC grad here, but I went to high school and grad school in GA, and trust me, every UGA fan I know considered us a rival the day Steve Spurrier became our coach.

By the way, and this is true, I’ve never had a Whopper. I’m not sure I’ve ever had a Big Mac either. My old go-to McDonald’s order was two plain burgers, fries, and a strawberry shake (for dipping the fries!)

since I was about 28, no more shooting, just oozing (unless there’s a really intense, long build up, but since I’m a consistenly monogamous man, that never happens). some days I barely clear my knuckles. I probably have prostate cancer.

“You put mayo on a hot dog but you won’t swallow?”

If only there were some device that you could put in your ear that only you could hear.

Hate to break it to you, but so did the food in that meal.

I masturbate metaphorically in the comment sections of Kinja blogs in order to continue the circle jerk of life.

The new culinary trend is tricking people into eating mayo by calling it “aioli”.

And that, my friends, is how you get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.

I enjoy being 6'6 260 lbs and a former college football player with a voice as deep as Barry White

Until Five Guys has a drive-through where you can get a burger in 60 seconds, there will always be a place for the Whoppers and Big Macs of this world.

You spelled "Seahawks" wrong.

It makes no damn difference what you say - she’s going to do what she wants. She’s asking for a confirmation on the one she already wants. It’s actually a test to see if you are as smart as she is. As you cannot possibly guess, it makes no damn difference, so you should just say what you think. Unless she asks which

I’m a lifelong Patriots fan.

You just go over the toilet (SEXY), and the TP is right there.

Notre Dame’s only true rival is thunderstorm safety protocol.

A Seattle dog has cream cheese on it. It is revolting.