I'd just like to see the exact thought process someone would have when they find out they can stop time by boning a person. I mean, well, you know, its not the first thing I would do finding out I could stop time. Nor the second. Or third. Maybe the fourth?

somehow this debate shifted from whether or not the power of the hardware would justify the software and now is moving towards what is a better analogy using cars as a point of reference for what used to be a discussion about software vs hardware.

I dont know how much I would enjoy the internet making their own trailer and movies for popular brands. The internet can get away with new IP and be successful under that, but when its a well known franchise, things tend to get siderailed at one point or another during the trailer or movie.

It's at this point I'd jump in and start swearing at the fact that they never mentioned Majoras Mask and begin to articulate in the language of assholes. Unfortunately I took my pills this morning and theres no Monster energy drinks in the vending machine. Therefore I will take my bag of chips and just watch the…

the fact that Link can take a selfie... well... it speaks to the age we're in. I really hope it doesnt do more than a wink at our idiosyncrasies by implementing things like that, but by the fact that they've done it, well someone has a sense of humor over in Japan

I respect what he is attempting to do with storytelling with videogames as a medium. But at the same time I have to ask, is he the right director for this?

both are great. And if you go watch Insidious, with all of its camp and the such, the great thing about insidious are the characters and story. There are rules to the world and a good mythology which the sequel does a great job of following up on. So, dont go watch it for the horror as much as just the story and its…

does it look the same? yeah, it doesn't seem to distance itself from other shooters. The question I think that is important in a game like this is 'what are we comparing this to?'

you're lucky you didnt get drawn into that whirlpool of debt and despair filled with colorful hats [those rares... sigh]. Honestly those hat drops were a representation of a simpler time, a time when things were just played for the fun achievment of actually finding something fun. Now its like economics: it sucks =(

well, I spent about 300 dollars on hats in TF2

I'm sure it was consensual

stop being rational and reasonable on the internets. it sucks because its new and no-one has every seen/used one before

well, I am going to screenshot this entire conversation on this entire article and save it for a future date in 2014 where everyone is gushing over how awesome the new controller is and how everyone loves what Valve did with the hardware. I am Jack's smirking revenge [however if this backfires, I am most certainly…

nah, happens to me as well. I think its something to do with the updates Kotaku has gone through recently or internet connections possibly [or perhaps a combo of both].

define 'problem'

good guy tyler durden

I. NEED. THIS.

The freeze also led to endless questions revolving around Star Wars: First Assault, a multiplayer shooter that had also changed shape multiple times since it first began development in 2010. Created because George Lucas wanted to compete with the gargantuan Call of Duty series, First Assault was originally a…

this is still a thing? I just remember this being mentioned on the office that one time and assumed it died afterwards...

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