What a world we live in. Hashtags in senior yearbook quotes. Rappers exercising mind control over America's youth. Formerly 2-year community colleges becoming accredited, 4-year, degree-granting universities. No longer having to live at your parents' house, working at Kinko's just to pay tuition. Meeting a beautiful…

If I was in a bar that played nothing but Garth Brooks and Skynyrd for three hours, my main concern would be how I might return to 2014.

"Samples can provide inferences about populations" is basically the entire basis of polling, and statistics in general. If they sampled well, 1,000 respondents is more than enough for an accurate poll.

Wow, you are right. It's Chekhov's shovel! This really is a triumph of a film.

Married, father of two kids, very happy, thanks very much! Our wedding was lovely.

Umpire: Oh, what's this on your neck?

Sure, of course, criticize away. That's what I meant by "People who don't like it can take their money elsewhere." But it's a business decision. Language like "banks shouldn't have the right to..." makes me think that this author thinks that it shouldn't be allowed.

that the truth will never be uncovered because of a baffling series of missteps and delays on the part of Tallahassee police.

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If Richard Sherman were't so fucking talented he would be booted from the league for being this intelligent and outspoken. Kudos to him for using his position in the NFL to speak truth to power at the possible expense of an early retirement.

Yeah, that's a fair point. When I'm at home I always pour it into a glass no matter what it was shipped in. But when you consider the whole supply chain, cans are better than bottles no matter what you ultimately drink it out of.

Not shown: Thomas Jefferson knocking up dozens of cheerleaders

Abe's got him got him boxed out like Red Square.

His jean shorts say "yeah, I probably neglect my child" while his Florida residency says "yeah, I probably neglect my child."

FINNISH HER!

I agree, that is a stupid question.

A Greek sending money to a union sounds backwards.

The remaining one percent were English professors.