Also apparently a Rush fan.

The Houston Astros have put in a trade offer due to Hank's peerless ability to take a dump in right field.

My favorite game didn't make the list: "Tries To Make Eye Contact With Girls All Night, Goes Home Sad And Alone"

If nothing else, it's nice to see white culture being co-opted for a change.

If they are already at your house, then this is no longer a problem.

My guess is you pay a lot of women to be friendly to you.