She will be forever banned from the CFL and participation in the 36.5 Metre Dash.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

I like this. It is sort of like a gentle game, maybe more like badminton for me.

Thank you, Wolfman. This is so incredibly kind and uplifting. Watching you grow as a writer and fixture of this community has been just as rewarding as all the people I’ve gotten to work with in an “official” capacity. I’m also so so glad I got to meet you in New York. Give me a holler if you ever want to talk or meet…

I wrote a long thing about Ōkami in preparation for the post. I’ll post it later, because I feel a strong need to write a bit about how this site has affected me. I also tried to post this earlier, but Kinja simply refused to accept it’s posting. If the earlier one somehow comes up, I’ll flag it for deletion.

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

“No, Mr. Bettman, they were saying Booooo-bs.”

His boss harasses Laura, he says “no comment” and you think she’s being petty?

Laura, good article, you bring up really solid points and I 100% agree with you.

You might as well drop one episode per week if you’re going to pull this shit, Netflix.

Fun fact about Dickens’ involvement in the search for the Franklin Expedition. When John Rae’s report that some of the men resorted to cannibalism, Dickens not only disbelieved it, but he wrote an entire play claiming the Inuit killed them all.

He should have stuck with fencing.

Ignore corporations and go after small businesses. Got it.

Deer are cuter than cows.

I’m with you on the geese, fuck those things, but where I live wild turkeys generally just annoy me by standing in the road or amuse me by perching in trees. Seeing a turkey perched 20 feet up is hilarious.

Hello, random headshot of Rob Delaney. 

I saw that- the wheelchair was obvious even before I went back and hit pause...

Man, I can’t imagine being so young and in that kind of shape. Guess, I’ll just have to settle for being able to remember my address in my fifties.

motion to include "sweater puppies"