Dammit, I did NOT sign up for the dark and depressing dystopian cyberpunk future. I signed up for the spiffy, shiny Jetson's one. I demand to speak to a manager about this!

"I don't know if I should be relieved or ashamed that I've never hear "Puerto Rican dirt monkey" nor "nigger insurance" in my life."

I hate the non-apology "If anyone was offended, I'm sorry." Be sorry you said offensive stuff. Period.

"I'm Italian." Oh, so it's not racist if you say racist things because you're Italian now? Because some of Italian extended family members are the worst racists. God forbid I ever brought home a Mexican guy. Shut the fuck up, GinaMarie.

Hooray! I didn't need to see any more women or people of color on my tv anyway, amiright?

Nope, that's not my worst nightmare.

Another perfect moment to re-post this...

Cat: Bitch, put the camera down and HELP ME!

OMG Freddie Mercury would have fucking loved her. He would have adopted her and built shrines to her.

YOU GO GIRL
if someone won't share the armrest I'll just put my arm on theirs. DON'T EVEN CARE.

When I saw "Queen" I thought you meant Janelle Monae. MY BODY WAS READY.

HA! I freaked a dude out really good by refusing to budge when he tried to subtly take over my space by touching legs/arms. When I didn't move, he scooted away again.

Jasmine. Aaron. Jasmine. Aaron. Aaron. Jasmine. I think maybe if I keep saying it I'll convince myself they actually won, as they deserved to. Fik-Shun and Amy were both terrific, had killer chemistry, and were gifted with a number of memorable routines. But any long-time SYTYCD fan knows Uncle Nigel's hands…

S4 is my favorite too!! I actually went to see the tour that season, and it was incredible. I never really "got" Courtney Galliano during that season (though her Sonya jazz routine with Mark is one of my all time favorites), but she was absolutely mesmerizing to watch in person. I couldn't take my eyes off her when…

I went to highschool with Aaron, and let me tell you, he was the sweetest, most talented, and genuine person. I'm sad he didn't win. It's difficult to be too bummed about the outcome of a show like this though; everyone is amazing!

Jasmine should've automatically won after her hip hop with Comfort. It doesn't get better than that!

They should all be cunt punted

As a black woman, I don't understand wanting to be a part of an organization that's supposed to stand for sisterhood and service that wouldn't want me because of my skin color. Like...no. No way, no how would I even be bothered with trying to rush/pledge what have you. This story doesn't surprise me, though.

To bleach the whole asshole, these girls should have gone swimming in bleach.

Every time I read her name I mistake it for "Aryan."