That makes sense because the quality of the sponsors has been suspect for a while. Mary Kay? Sally’s? QVC?

Winner

You are singing my life with your song. My fuck level is at 0% and I'm just waiting for Spring. The only thing that makes this bearable is that I work from home.

Oh my damn! Yes on both counts. Clooney has been on my list since the Facts of Life days when he had a mullet. And Bourdain? Listen...he can get every bit of it. And that pic...my body is ready.

What. The. Fuck. Is this shit?

YES. A million times yes and when Levar is eating with Troy and he flips his shit and runs away and Levar says "More fish for Kunta" I holler. Every. Single. Time.

Word

THIS.

I will be posted up drinking vodka tonics in my Ashro caftan (shout out to Dodai!) and hopefully by around 9 or so I won't remember much of this fuck ass week.

Word. What the fuck happened to you that you thought poppin your ass for a 9 year old was a good life choice?

Chris Martin: Worst. Hype Man. Ever.

So glad it wasn't just me

Yes to all of that. That kid was like fuck. yo. cervix. Mind blown.

WTF Facebook! I just looked at the page they "helpfully" put together for Mr. Vixen & myself. No thank you. Facebook is a habitual linestepper and I'm getting really annoyed by it.

More like a fucking siren.

Whoa. I'm gonna check that out. I've gotten used to getting my ass kicked so I'm gonna keep it up.

Fourthed? Word. I'm on day 23 of the 30 day Shred and I can already see the difference. I hate her and she's busting my ass for only 20 mins a day but she definitely gets results. And the added perk of rolling out of bed and getting my ass kicked in my own home without all the gym mess is a winner. Also, you can…

Word. Repeatedly.

Word to Big Bird Lindy! I have no idea what happened but I love Eva Longoria now and I cosign her initial sentiment. What the fuck do I look like as a Black woman voting for some cat who has 0 fucks to give about me or my well-being? If you want to align yourself with a pair of dudes who will fuck you over repeatedly…