Vixen5
Vixen5
Vixen5

The first thing I thought was, "Oh look, it's Cultural Appropriation Barbie and her troupe of African-American Harajuku girls!"

I blame VH1 circa 1999 for my encyclopedic knowledge of Leif Garrett.

I wonder if Trump would've commented on Powell if her "lover" was white. Oh Donald (racist)!

Who are these people who have the skills to make videos of their cats in high quality with background music? All people with these skills should be provided kittens free of charge.

Yes. Now.

Fuck you addiction, you fucking fuck. Fuck you for the choke-hold you held this young man in for half his life. Fuck you for stealing him away when he was almost strong enough to be free of you. Fuck you for being stronger.

Remember how sweet and affectionate George and Laura were together?

Even from behind, they are just lovely. The most glamorous presidential couple EVER. (Yep, more than the Kennedys even.)

Sweetest presidential couple ever. I believe Gerald Ford really loved Betty and Jimmy Carter clearly loves Rosalyn but when it comes to demonstrations of affection, these two take the cake.

Obama(s) I don't agree with everything you do, but D'AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I don't want to watch, but will somebody tell me if the judge said anything when he was done? If I were the judge I'd be sorely tempted to thank him for showing his ass one last time and invite him to rot in hell, but that's probably bad form.

It doesn't matter what I wear, I will NEVER look good while working out. I sweat like a giant sweaty, sweating sweatbeast, turn beet red and puffy, and generally look like total HELL when I work out. I don't think a cute outfit will do anything to fix that. In fact, in a weird way, I think a cute outfit might make

Even with the mustache, Chris Noth can do whatever he wants to me, preferably repeatedly and at length. Humina humina.

I read it obsessively in 6th grade, before I got my period. I still have a copy and hopefully my daughter will be interested in it some day.

Oh my God, I remember reading 'Are You There . . .' soon after I got my first period. I was very confused with all the chat of hooking pads to belts. I assumed it was an American or 80s thing?

I want this for adults. Except instead of candy, you get tiny bottles of vodka and other assorted 'encouragements'.