I'm on board with the "he was just using a scanner" theory. This guy is such a blatant cop wanna-be, of course he'd have one.

STOP USING THAT FUCKING IMAGE. Seriously Jezebel. Are y'all going to pay for the repairs my laptop will need when I punch the muthafuckin screen? AHHHHHHH.

Its a ridiculously sexy song, and he's a ridiculously sensual, freaking beautiful human. But I always feel so sad when you hear about how people objectifying him instead of admiring his modern Marvin Gaye sexy-time facilitation ways, helped drive him to a breakdown. :( But still, none of these punks is half the…

neither justin nor robin are half the man d'angelo was

FUCK. NO. ALITO.

When I think of Sookie, I think of Jean Ralphio describing his sister Mona Lisa. She's the WOOOOOOORST!

YUP. Though I also loved:

I'd hit all throughout the library and in his momma's room while she's downstairs making snickerdoodles.

Oh, wow. It's so funny, b/c I'm really short but apparently, I give off "I will injure your person if you are untoward" vibes. lol And I've perfected the death glare/side eye. I guess living in NYC for years will do that to you. But, trick is to look them in the eyes with a slightly pinched mouth. It does wonders.…

This just sounds like way for white people to imagine they're touching black people on the auction block. Yeah. I just said that.

Just FYI, you canNOT touch my hair. Because I will hurt you. And not just with my words.

I like Julie Klausner's description best: Patti Stanger is made of snakes.

Wow. Very pretty. Refreshing to see a piece of clothing that isn't a scaled up version of skinny girl proportions, or that leopard print muu muu thing all designers do when they need to do something and say "Fuck it."

Hell, I've been saying this for years. Even when I was single and traveled for work all the time, I needed someone to pick up my dry cleaning, etc. I could not work if my husband didn't handle some stuff, and I would probably resent the hell out of him for not holding up his part of the bargain, anyway.

I find it particularly galling since she pretty much acknowledges her privilege in her article. If she were all 'la-ti-da why doesn't everyone do this?' about it, then sure, but she isn't, and she's arguing how important it is to make sure all women can access the life-saving screening and treatments.

I'm a little tired of seeing the griping on here about, "Oh, how nice that she has that option as a rich person."

As a Certified Black Lady™, part of the problem is that there's a whole lot of white people who will only listen to talk of racism (and IMO Tyler Perry's movies are plenty self-hating and racist) from other white people. As a lover of Latoya Peterson and racialicious.com I think it's plenty unfortunate, but that…

I completely agree that we need more diversity in the voices presented on Jez, particularly on topics such as these. Dodai can't do all the heavy lifting, and the way the commentariat treated Latoya Peterson of Racialicious had me seriously considering never coming here again. However, as a black woman, I agreed…