Look, Heather has never brought in even a tray of brownies to any of the meetings, so she’s in no position to move the meeting time ten minutes earlier when yoga ends right at 6:30.

same, the words press conference have never been that disappointing before.

God, I wish they hired Slayer, or something for the job. Exodus. Fleshgod Apocalypse. Cannibal Corpse.

When I first read this, I saw “Maroon 5 cancelled their halftime show.” And I was like “awesome.” Now I’m disappointed.

Let’s be clear: People have always loved being weirdly pushy about very stupid things. Seriously, try interacting with a homeowner’s association or a co-op board some time, or maybe just attending the public comment portion of your local city council meetings.

Besides the duffel bag, who the hell sets up such a deadly booby trap for a place with nothing to steal? Notice that the detectives just walked in before, when they searched the place. Plus, he didn’t use the go-kart because he planned to run through the field and get to the house to “welcome” his pursuers.

He had that duffel bag of weapons ready to go. Didn’t he?

Seriously! That f***ing ending. WTH? While the credits were running? Sorry, no, that’s a cheap stunt after investing all those hours in drunken prose and moping leading nowhere. I caught so much heat for saying anything negative about that damned show. If it was on Lifetime starring anybody but Amy Adams - it’s…

Good Lord did Sharp Objects draaaaaaaag for many episodes and then it was like the night before a high school term paper was due: CRAM those last few episodes!

They were both spamming single tie grapple.  Its easy to do since its just flicking the right stick up, but its also how you get to the better grapples and throws if you dont have the right skills unlocked yet.

The last 5 seconds was like a hockey fight, with each guy putting a hand on the other guy’s neck/head and wailing away with the other hand. Not usually a strategy for success in MMA.

You seem to be confusing me noting the similarity to Jezebel-style articles with saying EVERYTHING is connected to Jezebel. Hrm. I only noticed a similarity, but sure, go with that strawman if you like.

As far as this other bullshit, doesn’t look like you have much backup here in ‘wiping the floor with me’. Don’t much…

I don’t disagree with your take, but do think the sex scene served a purpose in telling us that this marriage is in more trouble--that they have sex instead of dealing with their problems.

So, does anyone else suspect that Henry is having an affair with Elisa? There was a fleeting moment of familiarity between them during the taping in a previous episode, and there was a little oddity in Wayne thinking Elisa had company and she claiming she was alone in spite of there being (I believe) two full wine…

There was the one episode where Wayne walked in and Henry and Elisa (the documentarian) were talking pretty close to each other and seemed to quickly straighten up when they noticed he came in. Then in the most recent episode, Wayne made a couple of comments about Henry seeing or talking to Elisa again (I could be…

Ali and Dorff are great and will keep me tuning in no matter what. but yeesh there is like no damn story here four hours in.

“...in Pizzolatto land, at least for this episode, redemption is for long-suffering men, not the women whom they suffer.”

Ugh. Fucking seriously? You’re trying to paint Pizzolatto as some kind of narrative misogynist from the scantest of evidence here. It’s an angle the review doesn’t need. This isn’t Jezebel. 

“How can you wear that badge?”
“It’s got a little clip on it.”

Marry me, Mr. Ali.

Scoot McNairy as Tom Purcell is giving a really strong performance and is probably one of the ones I’m most interested to see play out  after Ali’s. Not my favorite episode of the season and not reaching the heights of the first for me, but I’m still generally enjoying it.

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