Here’s to hoping he comes back healthy and motivated next year

Though you’d think they’d want to hide as much skin as they can... since it is going to be covered in boils from the water. Cabin Fever... olympic style!!

You know, you might have had a point up til you started talking about how great Canada’s unis looked...those look like hipster douche trash sportcoats, not “we mean business suits”.

Police Officer puts a father to shame in front of his daughter, forces the father to drive to WalMart to support big corporations.

Plot twist : the guy then pawned the car seat and bought meth.

Retitle it and you’ll get it there.

If need some help on some destructive snark, it could be that they should have saved money by not tinting their windows.

Considering that all the comments about the officer are positive, it’s definitely yet to hit Gawker.

I have nothing snarky to say. This article has disarmed me completely.

I finally have a feeling that isn’t hunger or rage!

Must be dusty in here, I’ve got something in my eye . . .

Nice! +1

With the money he saved, he got that haircut.

This looks awesome but the last thing I need is help with organising my tabs so I can have more

Not sure I want to be part of a world that would permit a Coldplay reign of any nature or any duration.

I’m not “looking back on something with rose tinted glasses”

I’m figuring you thought Coldplay ruled last year’s show...

You’re tacky and we hate you. Get out.

Purple tinted glasses today, you fuck.

The Aerobics Dance Competition one is so fucking creepy, it’s perfect.