"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

Hey for once, he's dragging something down besides his team.

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

I'm really glad I like my parents.

For those wondering WTF Jeff Lynne and "ELO" were doing playing the Grammy's, my guess is, the Jeff Lynne part of the settlement with Sam Smith went something like, "Get me on the Grammys and I'll let you play my song you plagiarized without suing you for every goddamn dime you make off it!"

In addition to the interception, Butler should also get a ton of praise for not quitting on the play, and getting Kearse out of bounds before he could score.

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

"Here's where things get fun. First, the author goes to CAPS for the first time. Get ready for MORE caps later."

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Here's a great article that breaks down the number of plays to fumbles ratio between all NFL teams for 2015. The Patriots were either setting a new standard or were aided by under inflated footballs.

He's a soldier. This is how he was trained to kill. This is how you dehumanize the enemy. These are the leftovers of the man after war.

One of the very best sniper films I've ever seen is Enemy At the Gates, which not coincidentally features a fully fleshed-out villain. It's hard to add complexity to someone who by definition kills at a remove, and if he does his job well, his victims never even know he exists. It's a real accomplishment to humanize…

Lets not forget how he bravely defended the Superdome against Al Qaeda.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

It's nice to see Stevens in jail and away from the public. Some of the stories about him in college / early NFL are shameful and terrifying.

I have little interest in watching this fight, let alone paying for it. But Pacquiao vs. Bieber I would absolutely buy on PPV.

Who dressed the host? Terrible fitting shirt. Reminds me of Seinfeld's puffy shirt.

Not a very constructive test....