Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

See that locker, there?

Yeah I can't after only two seasons. Sorry but as other successful coaches have said you have to give a staff three seasons to assess their potential. Perhaps they asked him to make staff changes and he refused but still part of the blame needs to go to the GM who drafted poorly. Sorry for not wanting to see someone…

Maybe it's time to send Rolling Stone magazine out to get to the bottom of this shit.

Good for him. He made a fun game, he didn't rip anyone off. He's earned his money.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.

He proudly returned to his fellow Lords of the Flies and proclaimed, "Chuck E.'s a girl! And she's got tits like THIS!" making the (in)appropriate gesture most commonly associated with such a statement.

Johnny Tebow.

Next year he'll be Johnny Canadian Football

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

Of course I don't. I have built up a natural immunity, strengthened by nuts, berries, vitamins, and regular sessions with an E-meter. I'd like to see the Autism virus try to penetrate the defenses of my temple.

I know they look funny now, but who's going to be laughing in 3 weeks when these guys are the only players left that haven't been forced into early retirement after catching Autism? These guys, that's who.

The other pressure was interest rates, which were jacked up to try to get inflation under control. At one point a 10.5% APR was worth mentioning in your commercials. Gradually in the late '80s it started to creep down as low as 2.9% when the Detroit 3 started to become desperate to move K-cars, Cavaliers, and Tempos.…

I am sick of people saying "the wrong side of thirty." There is nothing wrong ...

The Red Sox offer: $70 million over four years.

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

Maybe he was thirsty.