It only took 1 Watt.

I think the two boys were in the truck, with the father pushing it, when the drunk crashed into it. As the father of two boys... I would have acquitted the father even if he'd confessed and they had him on video. NOT because I'm a supporter of vigilante justice, but I can imagine losing my mind and killing my sons…

Kobe went on to say, "I would go to jail before I would go to bed without satisfying my urges. Doing that would mean that I would beat myself, that I accepted 'No' for an answer, because if you keep trying you'll either get a 'Yes' or you'll get to the right true end anyway."

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

So he's remaining aloof-a?

Interviewer: In your opinion, do recent advances in sports science help prevent injury?

What a fucking piece of shit. I wish I could put some kind of witty spin on it, but honestly, fuck this guy.

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

I look forward to the Darren Wilson All-Stars competing in the 2164 Little League World Series.

Yes. To all. The drug war has cost this country well over a trillion dollars. It's resulted in the incarceration of tens of millions of low-level, nonviolent drug offenders — overwhelmingly young people, poor people, people of color. It's severely damaged the relationship between the police and those communities that…

His knee looked more out of place than a black guy at a Kenny Chesney concert

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

This is also a real strong take.

Now that's some #Natitude.

"Just absolutely epic. That's the best word I can put on it." said Bryce Harper, speaking into his microphone hand.

To be truly "epic" Bryce needs to kill his father, sleep with his mother, slay James Wagner of the Wash Post before obtaining the golden 10.0 WAR.

That's unbelievable! Josh Thole is still a major league catcher?

Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

Well, that's just plain awful. As someone who was in the military, I can speak to the amount of damage all of this infidelity and drama do, and how much more prolific it is in the military compared to the civilian world.

I ate a shoelace and it came out of my ass tied. I shit you knot.