Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

Genital warts has a better chance of slowing down Sammy Watkins.

The mental gymnastics you need to go through to form that final opinion is unbelievable.

New Eagles QB Mark Sanchez wears a specialized bracelet, as well, only his beeps when he ventures within 500 yards of a high school.

It's a fake! The Patriots store all of the playbooks they find on film.

I wonder who bought her old playbook?

I love FunBag. Really enjoy Drew's writing. Wait all day for it to show up. But I have to admit that I didn't finish the article today. Nope, I rushed right down to the comments to let everyone know that I skipped the rest of the article (at least for today) because nothing will bring me as much joy as watching that…

Toyota is the perfect sponsor for Red Zone offense, because no matter what you try, they're unstoppable.

If only Uncle Nate would have looked at the watch, he would have seen his 15 minutes are up.

"Those upgrades include satellite phones, a custom bed, and sophisticated medical equipment. That last one has me stumped."

Hey whatsintheduffelbag, Browns fan here. Thus, my life is a lie and yes, I'm drinking heavily.

hey clark2jd, fellow Redskins (oops! Its always has been and will forever be racist and will always offend so you can just fuck off) fan here. I very much was born, raised, and for some dumb reason in my late 20's still continue to live in the DC area, and here's the fucking thing: all the other options to cover the…

I agree completely. They need to retract that Stephen A. Smith story immediately.

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

Yeah, it's definitely a generational thing and I was in some weird transition period. Maybe one person per class used a laptop in my senior year of college? That's being generous. I remember being shocked how many came to class with them my first year of law school, though. I just found it easier to take notes, and…

You expect us to believe someone from Deadspin HQ passed a New York bar?

What an ass-hat of an attorney.

God, that poor young woman. I just can't. But David Cook, the columnist, is my new favorite person.