Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

REF 1: "Alright, let's sort this shit out, I've got a 10-minute misconduct to Wilson, and game misconducts to Lecavalier and Erskine. That all?"

I call Worlds's Moistest Jheri Curl for my band's name.

It's not Deadspin. They're reporting on reporting. Having said that, if winning was all anyone cared about, Marty Schottenheimer might like a word with the front office in San Diego. And Jimmy Johnson would probably have at least one more Super Bowl ring from the Cowboys. And Tampa may not have beaten Oakland, since…

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

Not shown: the khaki cargo shorts.

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

So I'm curious Deadspin, why did you choose to block out the woman's face, but show the guys? If she is willing to post that shit online, then she should be woman enough to own up to it. I wouldn't care about most of it, but when someone works at a school and you call them a borderline pedophile, with no real proof,…

"For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn't either."

Almost as angry as the time she broke up with Dave Coulier.

I don't know what makes her more naive, that she didn't suspect him of cheating or that she actually expects him to read that entire letter.

What's secondly?

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

Sure, his hand might have grazed his opponent's crotch, but there's a vas deferens between that and an actual shot to the junk.

You just know that little girl's going to grow up to be such a Diva(c).

Lohan just gave away her share of the revenue from "The Canyons".

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.