"I really just don't see why I'm the one being accused of bullying here," Incognito pleaded. "I mean, HE was the one who refused to stop hitting himself."

"Ok, Roatti, you got this. Remember all the practice, all the time perfecting your form. Keep it simple. Imagine you are throwing a watermelon over a fence while wearing ski boots."

This was pretty neat. Good share!

Haha, thanks for the video :) I realized it was probably around long before Iron Man, just that it seems to be made to be such a focal point in the trailer (like was done with Iron Man, which is why it sticks out in my mind). In a few of the other clips, it comes off as just one move in a chain of moves, though the…

Does everyone have to do the "Iron Man" landing at the end there? Otherwise I really liked this.

Two observations:

I was always accused of "acting white" in HS and it sucks. For the life of me, I still don't understand how some think white = smart because there are some dumb ass white folk out there....no offense.

You can be black (and other things) on the inside.

This reminds me of the Pistons in the late 90s whose organizing principle was basically "Jerry Stackhouse and 4 guys to grab his bricks."

As a person with a disability, I'd just point out that while the odds of your child having one are actually decent, that doesn't mean nearly as much as you think it does. There's kind of this idea that there are "healthy babies" with no issues at all, and then there are "disabled babies" who are doomed to short,…

I really should have gone with "Actually, filming a Kennedy shooting wasn't that hard."

This would be the only time Jared Allen laid a hand on Tony Romo all day.

Here he is today:

Obviously that plane wasn't functioning the right way.

It's just inexplicable. I mean, how do you find the word to describe such a decision, or a poorly-executed move, or a terrible, difficult way for a game to end... while still maintaining a sense of humor about the whole thing? I mean, given all the stuff typed about this on Twitter, you'd think it would be easy—…

Allow me to translate: "A throw! A throw! Great! The first party ever to end with mundane cereal! The first World Series game ever for Carlos Beltran! Great! Amazing!"

Witten: "So, Dez, is it better for us to escape with the win?"
Bryant: "No, we are resigned to our own fate— we dare not contravene justice and invalidate the principle we prepared ourselves to defend."
Witten: "Dez, it's a game. The object is to win."
Bryant: "Huh? What game?" [slips hemlock into Romo's Gatorade]

British-style announcing of a Philadelphia 76ers game, circa 1999:

Slump buster.

As a former US Army soldier, my expert opinion on this helmet is (*ahem*):