Seriously needed the laughs after reading IronMikeGallego's depressing post. Thanks.

LeBron James, or Kobe Bryant, or Chris Paul, possibly the three smartest players in the league

Philly Fan: YEAH! FUCK YOU, FUCKING PUSSY! GET OUTTA HERE. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! FUCK YOU! (Foles heads to locker room.) NOW WHERE'S THAT SUMBITCH IN THE COWBOYS JERSEY?!

What, do we expect the guy to conduct background checks on everyone he meets in a parking lot?

The P is going in the V.

Both of these issues could be remedied by the use of Sheepskins.

That's one way to avoid a concussion.

As usual, Billy Beane focuses on getting the best value out of the pieces he has, rather than overpaying for the perfect 1x4 block.

What, no kickers on the chart? How am I supposed to get yelled at by Kluwe for insulting kickers if they aren't on the chart?

Seriously surgeons are like hammers/nails. Everything to them can be fixed with cutting and I know this from experience and I know surgeons. Brilliant guys at anatomy, not so well inclined medically or socially.

"Boy is my face red" -Rick Reilly

Burns is so mad at Reilly, he might Sioux.

Someone called?

Classic Black Lesbian being persecuted by historically racist school who hired her for 20 years and fired her for being a Black Lesbian. Those 20 years in the middle consisted of a multitude of background checks that could not determine her skin color and sexual orientation.

Silly Samer. The ski lift is right there practicing in the fifth picture.

At lease we got to see Chad Johnson get cut with the Dolphins, I wouldn't say it was all boring

This is certainly better than Shannon Sharpe's impression of a football analyst

Sangria is the attractive sweet-smelling man you just met at the beach. Who also just roofied you.