Don't undersell Schiano, or oversell the players. These NFL bums are guys who have only succeeded at every previous level, then reached the highest level of their chosen profession. What makes them think they're above being told how to succeed by a man who has won both the Pinstripe Bow and the International Bowl?

Oooh, you're in for a rough ride on the grassy vast plains of that there internet, buddy.

Not to be confused with quinnophobia, which is the very real fear of having your team quarterbacked by Brady Quinn.

Can the Schuylkill Expressway get an honorable mention? That road is one of the worst highways in all of the I-95 corridor let alone America. It goes without saying how the conditions are because it is a Pennsylvania road.

It was an audible. A point to Manning's forehead means five spread out wide, running receding fades.

My guess is the security guards' delayed response has much to do with their lack of experience with this type of battery.

Cincinnati TigerShrimp.

That's so unlike De La Hoya. Usually, he likes to keep the purse for himself.

Where have I seen that Green Bay logo before?

You are completely correct in every instance. However, expect some dissent from the monsters in Western Massachusetts who put ranch dressing on pizza. It's revolting, of course, but they will defend it all the way to their early graves.

I couldn't stand it. I was sitting at work during a slow work day and saw so many people were reading the Drew Magary article so I clicked on it myself.

I have great respect for Ulambayar. Pound-for-pound, he's the best three fighters in the world.

Most of those calls are coming from rural Virginia, where they've always preferred to wed themselves to Cousins.

Charlie Weis Does Not Skip Leg Day

Mark Sanchez was immediately sacked and had the ball stripped by the walker, which was then signed by the Cowboys for 6 yrs / $180M with $40M guaranteed.

My favorite fact from all this is that Klinnsman has never lost to Mexico as a player or a coach.

/Sees self in background of picture on Deadspin

Because he coaches the Redskins.